Good afternoon,
Up till now, it may have escaped your notice that you are a very bad person. It is our duty to inform you that your judgmental rages, selfishness, and general emotional incompetence will no longer be suffered.
Stop taking for granted what you are lucky to have. Don't use your supposedly difficult upbringing as an excuse to be pathetic. Act like a human, not a socipathic, infantle rodent.
If you do not rectify the behaviors and grievances we have mentioned to you, we will be forced to take action against you, and we will enjoy it.
Sincerely,
CoGFGAaOGOF
(The Coalition of Gods, Fates, Guardian Angels, and Other Generalized Outside Forces)
Why don't we ever get bills like that in the mail?
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You don't?
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